Siverus Snop, Severus Snape and an unreasoned Pregnancy.
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This story is based on this set me and my friend made. We were bored
so we got out this clay stuff called Fimo.
Disclaimers: I don't own Snape or Gilderoy Lockhart or numerous other things
in this...
Me and my friend Holly own: A Strange Snape figure I made, Snape's Cauldron,
Snape's Desk, Snape's Wand(even though I've lost it), A Mutant Potion bottle,
Siverus Snop, Pregnant Snape and his Fez, The mutant owl, snape's Magic carpet(Don't
ask... I don't understand!), a mutant figure of me(Holly made that... That's
why my hair sticks up... We were having fun making fun of each other), A mutant
figure of Holly(I made that, That's why her feet are too big to stand on),
A Mutant Figure of Gilderoy Lockhart and Baby Snape which is currently not
named... But it originally owned Pregnant Snape's Fez.
Maybe I should have asked Holly if I could include her in this first... Too
bad!
"Snape! Me and Holly are making a potion. Can
we borrow your Cauldron?" Charlotte, A Thin blonde Hogwarts
Student shouted.
"
No!" Snape shouted.
"
Thank you!" Charlotte shouted.
'Is it possible that she is the most annoying thing on the planet?'
Snape thought to himself.
The doorbell rung because they were all at Charlotte's house.
"
I wonder who that is. I don't usually call people round and my parents
are taking my sister to hospital to get her finger removed from her
nose and her thumb removed from her mouth. Glue incedent." charlotte
said running to the door.
She opened the door to find a guy that looked like Severus Snape
if his face got put in a blender, after a night of drinking.
"
Snape! Death is at the door to see you!" Charlotte shouted.
"
No, He's not scheduelled untill next week!" Snape shouted back.
"
I'm siverus Snop!" The guy at the door said in a silly ditsy
american blonde type voice.
"
Yeah and I'm Harry Pothead!" Charlotte said sarcastically.
"
I am here to see my Brother!" Siverus Snop said proudly and
stupidly.
"
That's nice!" Charlotte said about to close the door.
"
Let me see Severus!" the guy said.
"
Okay! SNAPE! A WEIRD GUY IS HERE TO SEE YOU!!!" Charlotte shouted
going to the front room to Snape.
"
About Damn Time!" Snape shouted.
"
Sevvie!!!" Siverus shouted.
"
Sivvie!" Severus shouted.
"
How come He's Snape and he's Snop?" Charlotte asked.
"
I don't know. They sort of look the same. They both look like they
got rampantly drunk last night so, I think they are the same." Holly,
Another Hogwarts student who also prevents rings from getting eaten
by evil people called Moron, said adjusting her glasses.
"
Hey! Don't be mean to my precious Sexy Severus Snape of Slytherin!" Charlotte
moaned.
"
Snape, you dog! Got a girlfriend?" Siverus shouted stupidly.
"
No... she's just a strange Fangirl who chases me. She managed to
knock me out with her kickboxing skills and she dragged me into her
home. This just so happens to be it." Snape said.
"
Oh... She Pretty!" Siverus said stupidly.
Then Siverus started dancing.
Charlotte got bored and decided to dance too.
Severus and Holly just looked at them as if they were a pair of Total
Nutcases... Which they were...
"
Siverus... Get here now, We need to make a potion." Snape shouted.
"
I don't want to!" Siverus shouted jumping on the floor.
"
I DON'T CARE!!!" Snape shouted.
"
What kind of Potion?"
"
A potion that makes people sane."
"
YEUCH!!! WHO WOULD WANT THAT?!?!?!" Charlotte and Snop shouted.
"
YOU TWO BECAUSE YOU'RE ANNOYING!!!" Severus and Holly Shouted.
"
Okay!" Everyone said. Then they all went to the basement...
Then Charlotte told them that there was no basement so they went
up to her bedroom instead.
Charlotte's bedroom was rather messy. The messiest looking thing
was a desk with a computer monitor on it. Charlotte ran up to that
desk and hugged the monitor.
"
Aw! Hello, My beautiful Computer! I wuv you! I wuv you!" Charlotte
purred. Everyone else(Except Siverus Snop) were thinking about sending
her to a mental Hospital.
"
Why are we up here?" Holly asked climbing up into Charlotte's
bunk of her bunkbed to draw on pictures of Jyou Kido from Digimon
who Charlotte used to fancy(Now... I blush!).
"
I'm going to show everyone my computer! You need to see my websites!" Charlotte
cheered turning her computer on.
"
WOW! A WEBSITE! A WEBSITE!.... What's a website?" Snop shouted.
"
A Website is a very cool thing!" Charlotte shouted jumping up
in the air for no reason.
Suddenly an owl flew in the window. It had a note attached to it's
leg.
"
I'll take that!" Charlotte shouted grabbing the note.
After the Owl bit her nose she managed to get it.
"
'Dear Snape and Snop. Here is a present. Her Name is Munger-nunga-inger-ginger-ninja-bob.
Take good care of her or she'll bite your girlfriends nose again.
Love... Mommy.' Aww! What a sweet note!" Charlotte said reading
the note.
"
Pretty doggy!" Siverus said stroking the owl.
"
It's an owl, birdbrain!" Snape shouted at Siverus.
"
Yeah, But if you imagine hard enough it looks like a pink doggy!" Snop
said.
"
If you imagine hard enough... You can imagine that I'm the only one
with a brain... Oh yeah! I am!" Holly said having totally disfigered
about a million pictures of jyou kido.
"
I never thought anyone could be weirder than Charlotte... I guess
Siverus is the only one she can relate to." Snape moaned.
"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!" Charlotte burst out laughing for no aparant
reason.
"
What's so funny?" Snape snapped.
"
Siverus is doing an imitation of you!" charlotte laughed.
"
I'm Snape. I....... WAS THE TALENTED ONE! I......... WAS THE ONE
WHO KEPT THE FAMILY NAME!!!! HEE-HEE-HEE!!!" Snop said starting
to giggle like... Charlotte... Which in other words means giggling
like something stupid and annoying but cute at the same time.
Then as if nothing had ever happened in the last million years, Charlotte
started dancing like the Barenaked Ladies in thier Music Video for
the song Enid... In other words, Like someone who can't dance...
and wear strange Bright orange shirts at the same time.
Then Siverus started dancing...
Then Holly and Severus ran as far away as possible and started screaming.
Then they went back to thier own homes.
A few days later, they were all round Charlottes house. Snape didn't
feel very well. He felt sick, He had a headache and nothing seemed
to stop his tummy ache(That was basically a bit from this song by
the Barenaked ladies!)
"
I'm bored. What shall we do?" charlotte said.
Holly wasn't paying attention because her eyes were glued to the
TV(Because her eyes are never glued to the TV.... NNOOOOOTTTT!!!!!!!
Sorry Holly! You know it's true!)
"
I don't feel well!" Snape said lying on one of the posh blue
couches.
"
Aw! Poor S.S.S!" Charlotte said.
"
What does that mean?" Snape asked wearily. He knew it was going
to be something strange and he knew he'd regret asking.
"
Sexy Severus Snape." Charlotte replied looking at the TV. Snape
did regret asking.
"
I'm Sexy! I'm too Sexy for my Robes! Too Sexy for my Robes!" Siverus
shouted.
"
Oh shut up Sivvie!!!" Snape shouted, "I have a giant headache!!!"
"
Shut up! Tweenies are on!!!" Holly shouted.
"
Oh no! Not in my front room!" charlotte shouted grabbing the
remote and putting Foxkids on. "HAZAA!!! DIGIMON IS ON!!!"
"
NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" The rest of the planet shouted.
"
Fine! We won't watch digimon then! I wonder what's on Nickelodean?" Charlotte
shouted.
"
Ow! I'm going to the doctors." Snape said. Then he went outside
and got on his broomstick and flew to the doctors.
"
Where did Snape say he was going?" Charlotte asked, glaring
at the tv like Holly was.
"
I think he said something about the Doctors." Snop said.
"
Eh..." Charlotte said acknowledging everyone that she was still
conscious... No one was sure about Holly though.
"
Why are we watching this garbage?" holly asked. Ah. She is alive
afterall.
"
I dunno." Siverus said jumping up and down with Munger-nugna-inger-ginger-bob
the owl on his head.
An hour or two later, Snape rang the doorbell. Charlotte opened it
and Snape ran into the front room screaming "NO!" At the
top of his lungs.
"
What's up?" charlotte asked.
"
WAZZUP!!!!" Snop shouted.
"
I'm pregnant!" Snape said...
DUM-DUM-DUM!!!!!
How did Snape get pregnant? Who's the father? Who does Charlotte
look cuter with out of Snape and Snop? Who will be first to get Holly
away from the TV? Who want's to be a millionare? Who is still listoning
to me?... No one. Okay, I'll be quiet!
